"Do you ever have thoughts about stealing from others? Being a thief?"

"All I have are thieving thoughts."

Me when society.

"SIR I KNOW BEEF PRICES ARE CRAZY RIGHT NOW AND MOTOR OIL IS TOO BUT YOU DON'T NEED TO SCAN THOSE AS A JUG OF $1.43 WATER JUGS! SIR PLEASE STOP! WALMART LITERALLY FUCKS MY WIFE HARDER THAN ME IN BED AND I NEED THIS JOB! SAM WALTON WON'T MAKE AN EXTRA 100 MILLION FROM SHRINKAGE AKA 1.47% OF HIS PROFITS IF YOU STEAL THAT MEAT AND ESSENTIALS! I CAN'T LEGALLY TOUCH YOU BUT REDDIT HAS GIVEN ME THE MORAL POWER OF A COP! YOU'LL INCREASE PRICES DRAMATICALLY IF YOU STEAL .49% OF MASTERS PROFITS THAT ARE INCLUDED IN THE FIGURE ABOVE!"

OK, so apparently I pissed off tooo many beaners and they crowd-swarmed me just because I commented "adios" on all the deportation videos.

Show me a NEET that owns his living space, has a family, and actually uses ''le free time'' for ''cooking healthy food and hobbies'' and i'll soften my position.

Because i'm 33 years old and i have yet to meet ONE

Hope this helps:
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/LiNY8YQ_TyA

Mu'fuckin'freeeee


Don't leave your wmo out when Scoot is around.

That free shiiii-!

Hide your wives, daughters, sons and wmo because I'm coming to town.

I'm not stopping.

M12 maybe ain't a good choice for picking up wmo in good quantities.

Whoops, there goes the pump....

Me after the kids are asleep and wife texts me "Come here"

https://youtu.be/Ixrje2rXLMA

RIP

The soul of dolly Parton fuels the Hitler spirit for telegram subscribers.

POV: It's Penis Inspection Day

These glasses look like someone drew them on her face