Lol almost did a teardown of an valve head on one of my riding lawnmowers due to checking off everything that would make it run loud, sputtering, and vibrate. Changed the oil, new spark plug and filter carb was clean as whistle...the air filter was dirty. Even when you do this stuff all the time even the most simple things you usually do first can make you feel stupid. On the plus side at least its up on its maintenance.

Thought a push rod was out of wack or bent. Nope.

Telephone pole in a field at work. What is scrappable from it?

"Do you ever have thoughts about stealing from others? Being a thief?"

"All I have are thieving thoughts."

Me when society.

"SIR I KNOW BEEF PRICES ARE CRAZY RIGHT NOW AND MOTOR OIL IS TOO BUT YOU DON'T NEED TO SCAN THOSE AS A JUG OF $1.43 WATER JUGS! SIR PLEASE STOP! WALMART LITERALLY FUCKS MY WIFE HARDER THAN ME IN BED AND I NEED THIS JOB! SAM WALTON WON'T MAKE AN EXTRA 100 MILLION FROM SHRINKAGE AKA 1.47% OF HIS PROFITS IF YOU STEAL THAT MEAT AND ESSENTIALS! I CAN'T LEGALLY TOUCH YOU BUT REDDIT HAS GIVEN ME THE MORAL POWER OF A COP! YOU'LL INCREASE PRICES DRAMATICALLY IF YOU STEAL .49% OF MASTERS PROFITS THAT ARE INCLUDED IN THE FIGURE ABOVE!"

OK, so apparently I pissed off tooo many beaners and they crowd-swarmed me just because I commented "adios" on all the deportation videos.

Show me a NEET that owns his living space, has a family, and actually uses ''le free time'' for ''cooking healthy food and hobbies'' and i'll soften my position.

Because i'm 33 years old and i have yet to meet ONE

Hope this helps:
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/LiNY8YQ_TyA

Mu'fuckin'freeeee


Don't leave your wmo out when Scoot is around.

That free shiiii-!

Hide your wives, daughters, sons and wmo because I'm coming to town.

I'm not stopping.

M12 maybe ain't a good choice for picking up wmo in good quantities.

Whoops, there goes the pump....

Me after the kids are asleep and wife texts me "Come here"