''unsafe and dirty'', he says. Clueless!

''Ehrm that looks disgusting.''

''eeeewwww sis''

After a week of being/doing who the fuck knows where/what, the long lost Bielefelder has RETVRNED somehow, it seems my Gods love chickens more than the jewish god does.

Lost a real one

Beloved political cartoonist and satirist Nick Bougas—better known by his pen name "A. Wyatt Mann"—has passed away at age 71.

"We're going live with the raccoon page admin to discuss the new latest outrage drama currently. We found him sawing off the catalytic converters off our news van and shooting .22s at flock cameras from the woods. Sir what do you have to say about the latest outrage online?"

How your wife looks at you when she sees you comfortably sitting down after a long day of work or literally anything.

Lol almost did a teardown of an valve head on one of my riding lawnmowers due to checking off everything that would make it run loud, sputtering, and vibrate. Changed the oil, new spark plug and filter carb was clean as whistle...the air filter was dirty. Even when you do this stuff all the time even the most simple things you usually do first can make you feel stupid. On the plus side at least its up on its maintenance.

Thought a push rod was out of wack or bent. Nope.

Telephone pole in a field at work. What is scrappable from it?

"Do you ever have thoughts about stealing from others? Being a thief?"

"All I have are thieving thoughts."

Me when society.

"SIR I KNOW BEEF PRICES ARE CRAZY RIGHT NOW AND MOTOR OIL IS TOO BUT YOU DON'T NEED TO SCAN THOSE AS A JUG OF $1.43 WATER JUGS! SIR PLEASE STOP! WALMART LITERALLY FUCKS MY WIFE HARDER THAN ME IN BED AND I NEED THIS JOB! SAM WALTON WON'T MAKE AN EXTRA 100 MILLION FROM SHRINKAGE AKA 1.47% OF HIS PROFITS IF YOU STEAL THAT MEAT AND ESSENTIALS! I CAN'T LEGALLY TOUCH YOU BUT REDDIT HAS GIVEN ME THE MORAL POWER OF A COP! YOU'LL INCREASE PRICES DRAMATICALLY IF YOU STEAL .49% OF MASTERS PROFITS THAT ARE INCLUDED IN THE FIGURE ABOVE!"

OK, so apparently I pissed off tooo many beaners and they crowd-swarmed me just because I commented "adios" on all the deportation videos.