God's strongest Dvmpster Divers 2: electric boogaloo
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GODS STONGEST DUMPSTER DIVERS 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO


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Me right after work rn
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The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down
The Band
Thank you, sir Henry, for defending the ducks and chickens last night against the coyotes. You will always be remembered as a good rooster. Yankee coyotes.
Remember to start smoke starting fires near chicken coops and let the hounds out past midnight against the beasts in the dark.
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God's strongest Dvmpster Divers 2: electric boogaloo
The Band – The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down
This and a .22 and fucking hammer when they start flailing. Fuck coyotes.
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Forwarded from Internet puke
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If we’re kidnapping and prosecuting random people now, this guy needs to be the next target
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I'm on a red letter media binge so no dumpster posts tonight.
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Forwarded from /v/ do Brasil (DOOM GUY)
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When the wife is wearing yoga pants and bends over to grab something in the kitchen.
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Forwarded from NP's Deranged Rants (NP NP)
In a White ethnostate, all gaps in state control are bridged by neighbors, churches, community groups, little gaggles of housewives.

In multiculturalism, every gap is filled with evil.

Eg. Grocery stores need added security because the state won't prosecute shoplifting under 1000$ but the security companies are filled with jeets who assist their kin in mass-scale shoplifting to the point where groceries increase in price 30% over listed inflation with an end result of White people subsidizing brown criminals.

If the explicit purpose of State isn't to protect White civilization and interests the only possible outcome is Evil.
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Forwarded from Santa Finklebergstein
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Forwarded from NP's Deranged Rants (NP NP)
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They quite clearly said to stop, collaborate and listen
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HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!
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Forwarded from NP's Deranged Rants (NP NP)
Babies are actually somewhat resilient if you use instinct/common sense.

Almost everything the nurse will tell you is bottom quintile advice.

Here's the sum total knowledge you need to raise a baby from birth to 3 months.

1. Feed it breast milk whenever it wants.
2. Keep it clean
3. Make sure it can breathe, don't put it where something could happen where it might not be able to breathe.
4. Don't take it on The Crucifyer at the local fair
5. Read it passages from the Turner Diaries so it doesn't turn into a libtard
6. Make sure it can fard and shid by teaching it "russian bicycle" core workout (unweighted)

Optional but advised: make sure it's not sucking in a lot of air while it eats.

If having a baby was as hard as White doctors/nurses/mom bloggers made it sound there'd be no such thing as niggers.

The 2 hardest parts about having a baby are not laughing in the doctor's face when he asks if you want it circumcised, and finding hospital parking.
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Forwarded from NP's Deranged Rants (NP NP)
At the hospital nurse beleaguered me about letting him sleep on my chest. Couldn't wait to get out of there.
Second I got home, you know what I did? And I didn't drop him or crush him because I'm not some mongoloid in a Steinbeck novel or a fucking opioid addict
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Always dab on 3rd worlders
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