God's strongest Dvmpster Divers 2: electric boogaloo
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GODS STONGEST DUMPSTER DIVERS 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO


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Forwarded from [FaZe]xX_fentg0d_f00tsn1ffer42069_Xx
Here is why I suggest mapping out the shops of your local plumbing franchises. They just throw this shit away.
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God's strongest Dvmpster Divers 2: electric boogaloo
me telling the wife what she's gonna make me for dinner tonight:
Cowboy beans. Frontier sloppa.sloppy. salt pork AND bacon
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Forwarded from Anti Wagie ☠️ (Business Bear)
Thrift Almanac 5

My local church basement took 15.35$ in couch change as payment for a little girl infrastructure starter set. Itemized:

1. A 50c pink bathtub to contain pink bathtub toys that's also a pink bathtub toy. It's not just multiuse, it's recursive multiuse.

2. A $1.50 dollhouse for the Playmobil acquired yesterday, ready for move-in. It reminds me of that bizzare village in King's Quest 7 and it stinks of princess.

3. A 25c sweet new ride to match my own, for the new 60-member Playmobil family. The guy on FB marketplace stuffed 10 vintage horses in the 50$ loot sack, but we all know those beasts are money pits.

4. A $1.00 sand toy I intend to abandon at the bulk sand lot @ a local park to tempt passersby into using the city's road base supply as an unauthorized playground.

5. Ponies. They stink like princess. 10c each.

6. Girls like guns too. Everyone likes guns. Always more guns. (50c)

BB tax: another water bottle for the stacc (4.50) and a balloon animal pump (1.50) Stay hydrated, gobbos
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Forwarded from Gods Strongest Dumpster Divers
I dumpster dive as a way to salvage the remnants of ruin in our society and to cope with inflation. Being in a dumpster is more meaningful than whatever this globohomo society puts out for you to consoom. The system is trash and I'm here to loot it. Collapse now avoid the rush.
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Don't mind me just filtering sunlight through stolen fiber optic cables and producing 20 feet tall tobacco leaves for my Marlboro tobacco farm.
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Forwarded from Anti Wagie ☠️ (Business Bear)
Weekly free pile walk: BB , why that's me!
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A certain benefactor here knows who this is aimed at.
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Forwarded from Libtard Owners Anonymous
Something has to be done about the hicklib question
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Something has to be done about the hicklib question
Hicklibs are just liberals moving out of the gutter they voted for into the country post covid and are trying to wear a blue collar skin suit so rednecks don't immediately beat them up and key their shitty prius or honda Ridgeline. Always steal and hurt these people. Make em un-welcome. Always ask where they came from in front of others. Put out posters with their faces on em. Etc, etc.
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