me telling the wife what she's gonna make me for dinner tonight:

We have a Latina problem in the Wignat community. Everyone wants to talk about the JQ but never about the LQ!

Here is why I suggest mapping out the shops of your local plumbing franchises. They just throw this shit away.

Cowboy beans. Frontier sloppa.sloppy. salt pork AND bacon

Thrift Almanac 5

My local church basement took 15.35$ in couch change as payment for a little girl infrastructure starter set. Itemized:

1. A 50c pink bathtub to contain pink bathtub toys that's also a pink bathtub toy. It's not just multiuse, it's recursive multiuse.

2. A $1.50 dollhouse for the Playmobil acquired yesterday, ready for move-in. It reminds me of that bizzare village in King's Quest 7 and it stinks of princess.

3. A 25c sweet new ride to match my own, for the new 60-member Playmobil family. The guy on FB marketplace stuffed 10 vintage horses in the 50$ loot sack, but we all know those beasts are money pits.

4. A $1.00 sand toy I intend to abandon at the bulk sand lot @ a local park to tempt passersby into using the city's road base supply as an unauthorized playground.

5. Ponies. They stink like princess. 10c each.

6. Girls like guns too. Everyone likes guns. Always more guns. (50c)

BB tax: another water bottle for the stacc (4.50) and a balloon animal pump (1.50) Stay hydrated, gobbos

I dumpster dive as a way to salvage the remnants of ruin in our society and to cope with inflation. Being in a dumpster is more meaningful than whatever this globohomo society puts out for you to consoom. The system is trash and I'm here to loot it. Collapse now avoid the rush.

Urbanization is like civilizational Kudzu to small towns and farms. It's never enough.

Don't mind me just filtering sunlight through stolen fiber optic cables and producing 20 feet tall tobacco leaves for my Marlboro tobacco farm.

"Rev up those antipsychotics I sure am hungry for an schizo author!"
https://youtu.be/DQbYiXyRZjM?si

Weekly free pile walk: BB , why that's me!

A certain benefactor here knows who this is aimed at.