Important message on safety. While cleaning out a generator carb I neglected my eye goggles. Turns out carb cleaner is made of straight hellfire acid and burns the facial area. That is all.

Literally this

We've always supported the Hobowaffen on this channel.

You know shits gotten real when you can make the Candyman cry.

Me sending in the latinx domestic violence robot to break up gropyers and wignats arguing over charlie kirk.

It's alive

At the dump today, scooped 2 inflatable paddle boards. One was perfectly fine, the other just need a small repair. Both holding 10psi now. There was a bunch of duck and goose decoys in the pile but I only had sandals on, other people started showing up, and the dozer operator rolled back to the tipping face I was at. Shitty. Tons of broken glass and shingles blocking my way. Probably $1000+ worth of decoys