Dumpster exploration night was a success last night. Found a whole lawn mower that may work with just a broken wheel and some fire wire. Will report with pics.

Dont sign any malpractice waivers

When I get appointed "Obergruppenführer" of trash removal.

No joke military surplus stores are awesome. My local one's are run by old Vietnam and first Gulf War vets. Cool people of the community. Also, this one gave me a 30 buck discount on a red wagon for my kids to ride around in.

I was and am a milsurp and gun guy before all this, I admit it. Can a brothah get an AMEN! Can a gwielo get some redemption?

An actually personable French cook that isn't cajun with a good recipe. I'm cooking this next week. Culinary French win.
https://youtu.be/hl67GK3C0_A?

Also if you can't garden, it takes nothing to make an herb garden for fresh herbs to enhance the flavor profile of your meals. Every ingredient you grow is an ingredient you didn't have to buy, pay taxes, or rely on ZOG to get.

>walk to the liqour store to buy some tobacco for rollies
>spot a pile of stuff in front of the thrift store
>it's a Sunday so the store is closed
>people just leave their shit outside
>pick out a wooden carved bowl that looks like it's made for drinking ayahuasca and some cool glasses
>go to liquor store next door
>buy tobacco
>try to juggle everything all at once whilst putting change into pocket
>drop shoebox
>glasses shatter
>FUCK
>not as pissed as I usually am though
>have wagie clean it up
>leave shoebox outside

He's doing it all by himself

I did finally get it bottled all nice.
10 % ABV

WOK ME UP
(Chorus) CANT WOK UP INSIDE
SAVE MEEE