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I came here to say that a non-zero number of us already have a foreign waifu, this may be more common in the future, and as nice as it would be to have ICE on call to reset your problem count to 99, you presumably do not want the mother of your children jammed up; at this point, anchor babies may not be enough to avoid that.
You can "separate" and/or divorce a couple years after she gets citizenship. If you want to be extra cheeky, keep having kids. It's not illegal to have booty calls with your ex.
Other reasons to be legally married include medical insurance, default POA when next-of-kin are unavailable or untrustworthy, and spousal benefits from some jobs. Active duty mil may not be a good deal now, but the National Guard can be. Your spouse and kids qualify for Tricare and can use your Tuition Assistance for vocational training. Baby mamas, not so much.
It's really a more nuanced issue than a lot of gurus act like.
You can "separate" and/or divorce a couple years after she gets citizenship. If you want to be extra cheeky, keep having kids. It's not illegal to have booty calls with your ex.
Other reasons to be legally married include medical insurance, default POA when next-of-kin are unavailable or untrustworthy, and spousal benefits from some jobs. Active duty mil may not be a good deal now, but the National Guard can be. Your spouse and kids qualify for Tricare and can use your Tuition Assistance for vocational training. Baby mamas, not so much.
It's really a more nuanced issue than a lot of gurus act like.
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I came here to say that a non-zero number of us already have a foreign waifu, this may be more common in the future, and as nice as it would be to have ICE on call to reset your problem count to 99, you presumably do not want the mother of your children jammedโฆ
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Would be curious if any of you in other parts of the world have noticed this:
Increasingly impossible to rely on anyone doing their jobs. From management to vendors to various coworkers, nothing moves without constant oversight and prodding. Traditionally reliable sectors and positions goldbricking, stalling, fucking up.
Not just noids either. A general phenomenon.
Maybe I'm just getting old or maybe it's just Canada.
Increasingly impossible to rely on anyone doing their jobs. From management to vendors to various coworkers, nothing moves without constant oversight and prodding. Traditionally reliable sectors and positions goldbricking, stalling, fucking up.
Not just noids either. A general phenomenon.
Maybe I'm just getting old or maybe it's just Canada.
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It stands to reason that as more and more work gets shifted to good workers they either can't keep up or burn out or give up or become mired by their adjacent contacts. So even good workers are bad and it spreads like fire.
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โThey have taken the previously good shopping mall and the inner city. We have created an HOA but cannot hold them for long. Mumble rap, mumble rap in the deep.โ
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I used to work at a grocery store that would dump literal garbage bags of bread every few days, complete waste of money, they even were giving it to homeless shelters till their freezers were full and said they didn't want more for a very long time. Overproduction because the margins are so low but I never understood why they made so much.
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Ever since I stopped waging on the weekends, I've been doing yard sales on either Saturday or Sunday for 5 hours and making decent money. The stuff I find diving, picking up for free, or just bought at another yard sale usually sells well enough for a nice outdoor day with the family. The stuff that doesn't sell I resell on facebook marketplace while this is going on. The stuff that hasn't sold for 3 yard sales goes into a free pile. Give it a shot it's tax free money, uses your raccoon skills, and teaches you how to haggle and not be autistic with people.
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Ever since I stopped waging on the weekends, I've been doing yard sales on either Saturday or Sunday for 5 hours and making decent money. The stuff I find diving, picking up for free, or just bought at another yard sale usually sells well enough for a niceโฆ
One thing is for certain is that Saturdays between 9 and 230 are your best hours to sell stuff. Harbor frieght dumpster dove junk resold for dollars has been a decent boon. No one gets mad if they buy a junk item for 4 dollars, and it's not as good as they thought. Also, if you find whole kits, sell them on FB marketplace instead. The main benefit of yard sales is that you may get less money per item, but you clear out inventory space and still make cash. For example, your AC repair kit you found didn't sell for 50 bucks online, but you got 15 to 20 bucks for it, and it took no effort at all. That's what I'm talking about. That's lunch with your woman right there. Or a box or two of ammo, etc. Also everyone, especially now, is looking to save some money and a good deal. Yard sales and online resell have never been more popular. And if you're a thief, it helps you move any "aqcuired" goods. It also helps with the upcycle recycle trend. So feel good, fellow (lol) eco warrior.
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Ever since I stopped waging on the weekends, I've been doing yard sales on either Saturday or Sunday for 5 hours and making decent money. The stuff I find diving, picking up for free, or just bought at another yard sale usually sells well enough for a niceโฆ
So far today, between online resell and yard sale for five hours, we've made $275 bucks for just 5 hours of work. Do that every weekend and you can supplement your income pretty well with that and scrapping and not a single dime goes to zog.
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