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They leave out the fact that there is NO benefit to saying you are legally married anymore. A lot of smart people are claiming "single mother status" while being religiously married to their husband's to get maximum free gibs, tax returns, and healthcare from the government while still having dad around. Immigrants and blacks pretty much pioneered this fruad. It's also the easiest and most ground level for the common family to do. Dad, either is homeless or "lives somewhere else while working" and can still pay the mortgage "out of respect for the kids and ex-wife," and the government doesn't bat an eye. These are the types of gibs that even "ultra republican Maga" types of politicians dare not remove. Literally, the bread to romes circus.
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Forwarded from Clem Fandango
You can also be legally married and just have your old lady claim that you guys are โ€œseperatedโ€ and still get gibs
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Forwarded from Werfer
I came here to say that a non-zero number of us already have a foreign waifu, this may be more common in the future, and as nice as it would be to have ICE on call to reset your problem count to 99, you presumably do not want the mother of your children jammed up; at this point, anchor babies may not be enough to avoid that.

You can "separate" and/or divorce a couple years after she gets citizenship. If you want to be extra cheeky, keep having kids. It's not illegal to have booty calls with your ex.

Other reasons to be legally married include medical insurance, default POA when next-of-kin are unavailable or untrustworthy, and spousal benefits from some jobs. Active duty mil may not be a good deal now, but the National Guard can be. Your spouse and kids qualify for Tricare and can use your Tuition Assistance for vocational training. Baby mamas, not so much.

It's really a more nuanced issue than a lot of gurus act like.
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"Ernest goes to little Saint James island"
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Forwarded from BUCK๐Ÿ‘BREAKERS๐Ÿ‘ PARADISE๐Ÿ‘ (Rick Cricket)
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Forwarded from RISE2VICTORY
Yeah, we scrapping
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Forwarded from NP's Deranged Rants (NP NP)
Would be curious if any of you in other parts of the world have noticed this:

Increasingly impossible to rely on anyone doing their jobs. From management to vendors to various coworkers, nothing moves without constant oversight and prodding. Traditionally reliable sectors and positions goldbricking, stalling, fucking up.
Not just noids either. A general phenomenon.

Maybe I'm just getting old or maybe it's just Canada.
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Forwarded from NP's Deranged Rants
It stands to reason that as more and more work gets shifted to good workers they either can't keep up or burn out or give up or become mired by their adjacent contacts. So even good workers are bad and it spreads like fire.
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โ€œThey have taken the previously good shopping mall and the inner city. We have created an HOA but cannot hold them for long. Mumble rap, mumble rap in the deep.โ€
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Butter good
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I used to work at a grocery store that would dump literal garbage bags of bread every few days, complete waste of money, they even were giving it to homeless shelters till their freezers were full and said they didn't want more for a very long time. Overproduction because the margins are so low but I never understood why they made so much.
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Ever since I stopped waging on the weekends, I've been doing yard sales on either Saturday or Sunday for 5 hours and making decent money. The stuff I find diving, picking up for free, or just bought at another yard sale usually sells well enough for a nice outdoor day with the family. The stuff that doesn't sell I resell on facebook marketplace while this is going on. The stuff that hasn't sold for 3 yard sales goes into a free pile. Give it a shot it's tax free money, uses your raccoon skills, and teaches you how to haggle and not be autistic with people.
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