I have either a stomach bug or food poisoning. Tfw.

top kek

"White passing" toppest of keks.

What my toilet bowl sounds like right now. Send help.

Staring at the homie's instagram post with his new gf, trying to figure out if she's Latina or if it's poor lighting

This is how you get yourself abducted by ICE (me in a windbreaker jacket) and held in a detention facility (handcuffed to the radiator in my basement)

The duality of latina shitposting. Bellerophon and blofeld ladies and gentlemen.

[Not related to my food poisoning.]

Finally at the end of the food poisoning arch here. The only thing that's kept me sane was fever dream watching Big Lez show all the way through. Ted K can suck a dick on this aspect of modern medicine. Dehydration via shitting your brains out sucks ass. Whoever invented imodium and pepto, I'm buying them a case of beer.

I paid Some guy to steal these from his job at a rv repair shop. They are worth 300-500 new and I got em for 30 bucks

Camper and camper accessories

Massie calls himself an Appalachian American. He even refers to us as “Appalachiastan”.
HE’LL YEAH

I feel like I escaped the matrix the way I be stealing everything and getting things for free

Scored 4 892 clones with barely used 2024 date code michelin x ice rubber, and 4 brand new off rim of the same with 2025 date codes. $300. Guy just wanted his "asshole sons shit out of the garage" kek thanks bud