Cheese banditry is a sort of last implicit stand of white identity.

Always check your local newspaper pages and marketplace listing. Sometimes, businesses will give away free items. Here is an example of free mulch from one such entity. Whole truck bed free for the garden.

Also, I got 8 free silkie chickens that are 9 to 10 weeks old, just from talking to people at work and networking. Keep an eye out for stuff like this as the post covid hang over of suburban clowns that moved to the country don't like the dirty and hard lifestyle they thought they did whenever they believed it was Armageddon.

Always check your country's marketplace equivilent (fagbook marketplace you cant sell animals) like gumtree, craigslist, etc for free chickens, roosters ducks, geese, some times even sheep and goats in your closest urbanite hellscape. They always say "free to good home not for pot" and you lie and say yeah theyll get a good home, then put them in the pot anyway

Do you accept the call?

In Warhammer 40K, the human empire is under siege from terrifying aliens called Tyranids. These foul creatures consume all available organic matter to propagate.

Inquisitor Kryptman made the difficult decision to preemptively destroy hundreds of human planets in their path to deny them the biomass they needed. It slowed down the Tyranids to give humanity a fighting chance.

And in this vein: I have decided to starve India by preemptively scamming as many boomers of their wealth as possible *before* the jeets can take it. I’m building a legion of Truth Social QAnon accounts as we speak to accomplish this.

Warfare is never pretty, but someone has to make these hard decisions. I will possibly condemn my soul to starve the Indian call centers of resources.

Score of the day got 6 3.5 gal carboys free

Translation:

Money tip ✍️

>the guy being low balled

Idea for a show: Richard hanania climbing ladders made of belt sanders for 8 hours straight to earn his freedom. (We will tell him if he wins we will lower the age of consent.)
Protip: we won't.

APAB (All Paladins Are Bastards)

The face I make when I have a "small" disagreement with the wife.