Recent trip of the alaska guys

Obviously, Evola was a scrapper and dumpster diver.

It's called "dumpster diver rizz," aka confidence.

A trash king needs his trash queen

Average Kanye "ye" post.

You need to be gnome maxxing

Brothers, we have been outdone. Some king of the raccoons took the copper off the revere ware set before he donated them. I kneel.

Can you spot the gorilla?

Injectors clogged on my truck. Pulled cylinder 2 spark plug looked like alot of carbon build up. Replaced it, still rough idling and acceleration. Injector clogged last time in cylinder 3 most like cause. Gonna dump 2 bottles of seafoam in the gas tank and seafoam the intake until new injectors come in. My old truck runs slightly rich so no surprise with the clogged injectors. But before all that I'm gonna do a compression test. LETS GO GAMBLING.

On second thought redline might be better.

This is actually a good thing of your wife is a "single mom" lol, according to the state. More gibs for you and the kids. Republicans are always 10 years behind democrats.

republican budget cuts are like

Welfare for single men? 💢 lazy fag get to work!

Welfare for single women that let a stranger cum in them and then 9mo later popped out a crotch goblin? 🥰🥰🥰🥰 omg slay kweeeeen of course we'll give you infinite money! How could those men do that to you?! Where have all the good men™ gone!?!?! Jimmy you need to step up™ and take responsibility™ by being the step dad like a real man™

Just cause Republicans always sit in the cuck chair at the hotel while watching the country get fucked on a national level doesn't mean you can't steal his catalytic converter in the hotel parking lot. GET. THAT. BAG.

Thanks Mike Johnson. I just got done scamming another pro homo food bank and just in time for tax season. Pay for my kids shit you cuck lord. I think I'll make even more money under the table while I'm at it. Contributing even less to taxes. BANTS.

Reminder.

The RNC: A month's pay in one sitting for politicians...and you

When I see unreturned shopping carts in the parking lot at my local grocery store.

😎 i made potato bread and everything worked