Raccoons explaining their hauls, hobbies, harvests and general existence in the chat like....

Free oven with 240v plug on the side of the road on my way home from work tonight? Yeah that's a lick. (I was a gentleman and left the load side wiring in case it still works)

Piracy is a moral imperative

Even if he's Israel first, this is an absolute chad move. He's just like chatting with these people instead of doing his presser.
>"The highest responsibility and deepest obligation of the American government is to protect it's people, and that's never truer than in a time of an emergency like this. Unfortunately, our government has failed you."
>fuck fema
>fuck permits
>no red tape, all contractors are free and clear to fix this shit right and right now
>I want some survivors to tell the press how it was, not me
>I want the survivors to name and shame the insurance companies, right here right now
>I want fema to answer for their lack of action, and failure to respond in time
>names and praises Samaritan's Purse (an actual GOOD Christian international relief group)

https://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2025/01/24/trump_hands_press_conference_over_to_hurricane_helene_survivors_our_government_failed_you.html

Government 2 weeks ago:
>"not enough money"
>"not enough people"
>"sorry, we just can't help"

Government yesterday
>"We, the government, failed you, on account of a hostile administration..."
>"FIX THIS SHIT. RIGHT. FUCKING. NOW."

Grabbed from that old methwaffen page lol.

"Public places are cleaner and less crowded. The housing market becomes more affordable without 70 million foreigners driving demand. Crime rates are cut in half. The consequences for you are slightly more expensive dining out and you have to start mowing your own lawn. This makes you angry and you post about it on social media.”

https://www.npr.org/2024/11/14/nx-s1-5191741/bear-costume-insurance-fraud

wake up, new hustle just dropped

"He hit him with the job application cross, they both got stunned and quickly wore off,"

"The castle is where blacula sleeps, just follow the sound of the smoke alarm beeps."
Kek

https://youtu.be/a8ZW8fh_iTM?si

Imagine being lit as a cigarette at 12 pm.

🇺🇸🇨🇴⚡️- In response to President Trump threats of tariffs, Colombia has folded, sending a presidential plane to the United States to help transport deported illegals back to Colombia.

Lol

I'm sitting here in the cold and rain doing a CV joint for a family member who keeps insisting, "I need the car by tomorrow" and I just look at her and say "is that what mechanics do when you're in a rush? Hurry up when you complain? It'll get done when I'm god damn ready for it to get done." Sometimes people need to be reminded.

EVs, crypto mining and AI growth are punishing the grid. End point transformers went from having an average lifespan of 15 years down to 3 years. Maintenance costs on the grid are going up along with electricity demand.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-GaM_JO0wU

50 dollars for placebo ramen!

"In 3 days I've got a bobcat, 4 coons and 2 skunks off yall! Turkeys are gonna be pleased"

Guy we let hunt on the back part of the property.

Gentlemen. It's hard to keep a scrapper down

The king is back!