Remember to go to trade shows for shit thats not even your industry and they give you free stuff

civil rights cases are for the most part not about racism or anything like that. for example: say a cop walks into your house without a warrant or your permission, finds one of the bedrooms is full of succulent copper piping, and arrests you for partaking in the simple joy of harvesting it. you could file a civil rights case that he violated your 4th amendment rights and be exonerated.

>succulent copper piping

"WHAT'S THE CHARGES HERE!? ENJOYING SUCCULENT COPPER PIPING?"

GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PVC

"Ah I see you know your copper tube cutter well"

Little tip for those who want want to look like a fancy man in front of friends: most flea markets or peddlers malls have people hawking old liqour bottles for 5-10 dollars a pop. Take those bottles and build yourself a little liqour/cigar alcove that you can show off. Just don't tell them it's seagrams inside.

See the raccoons like us slip under the food bank radar. When we do it, it's cool, underground, and antisystem. When jeets do it, it's just like cockroaches. Get 👏 that 👏 bag!👏 (of free food)

Inflation, but also food banks are closing down thanks to mass migration of Indians who pilfer them. Will this increasingly become the norm? https://t.me/QueenOfDiagolon/6646

Blasting this with the windows down, no seatbelt and a road soda in my hand

Raccoons explaining their hauls, hobbies, harvests and general existence in the chat like....

Free oven with 240v plug on the side of the road on my way home from work tonight? Yeah that's a lick. (I was a gentleman and left the load side wiring in case it still works)

Piracy is a moral imperative

Even if he's Israel first, this is an absolute chad move. He's just like chatting with these people instead of doing his presser.
>"The highest responsibility and deepest obligation of the American government is to protect it's people, and that's never truer than in a time of an emergency like this. Unfortunately, our government has failed you."
>fuck fema
>fuck permits
>no red tape, all contractors are free and clear to fix this shit right and right now
>I want some survivors to tell the press how it was, not me
>I want the survivors to name and shame the insurance companies, right here right now
>I want fema to answer for their lack of action, and failure to respond in time
>names and praises Samaritan's Purse (an actual GOOD Christian international relief group)

https://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2025/01/24/trump_hands_press_conference_over_to_hurricane_helene_survivors_our_government_failed_you.html

Government 2 weeks ago:
>"not enough money"
>"not enough people"
>"sorry, we just can't help"

Government yesterday
>"We, the government, failed you, on account of a hostile administration..."
>"FIX THIS SHIT. RIGHT. FUCKING. NOW."

Grabbed from that old methwaffen page lol.

"Public places are cleaner and less crowded. The housing market becomes more affordable without 70 million foreigners driving demand. Crime rates are cut in half. The consequences for you are slightly more expensive dining out and you have to start mowing your own lawn. This makes you angry and you post about it on social media.”

https://www.npr.org/2024/11/14/nx-s1-5191741/bear-costume-insurance-fraud

wake up, new hustle just dropped

"He hit him with the job application cross, they both got stunned and quickly wore off,"

"The castle is where blacula sleeps, just follow the sound of the smoke alarm beeps."
Kek

https://youtu.be/a8ZW8fh_iTM?si

Imagine being lit as a cigarette at 12 pm.