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GODS STONGEST DUMPSTER DIVERS 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO


Everything posted on this page legally is a joke. Testing the limits of the 1st amendment and is not to be taken seriously. This is a comedy page.
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"I'm sorry, am I interrupting anything important."

"Oh, that? That was just another dumpster diving advice hotline for raccoons. Mulling over trash food, going over copper hot spots. Etc."
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Forwarded from Blood $atellite (Dimes)
🚨🩸New Blood $atellite🩸🚨
#284 - BIG BOOTY EPISTEMES


[Dimes and Judas provide a spread of solid predictions for 2025 and beyond, discuss the inevitability of becoming crabs, and the current debate over whether or not young people are lazy for not taking easy 6 figure jobs right out of high school. They then move into a discussion of the book β€œProgrammed to Kill: The Politics of Serial Murder” by David McGowan which pertains to the connection between government mind control experiments utilizing trauma, the rise in child abuse cases in the late 20th century, and the proliferation of serial killers as tools. Lastly, on this edition of The Copepranos Society, Dimes speaks with Last Things on the unacknowledged problems with space colonization and whether prayer works.]

Click Below to Listen:
https://bloodsatellite.ca/2025/01/284-big-booty-epistemes/
Forwarded from Walterrrrrrrr
Remember to go to trade shows for shit thats not even your industry and they give you free stuff
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Forwarded from Nothing Ever Happens
civil rights cases are for the most part not about racism or anything like that. for example: say a cop walks into your house without a warrant or your permission, finds one of the bedrooms is full of succulent copper piping, and arrests you for partaking in the simple joy of harvesting it. you could file a civil rights case that he violated your 4th amendment rights and be exonerated.
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Forwarded from Sand Stepper
>succulent copper piping
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Sand Stepper
>succulent copper piping
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"WHAT'S THE CHARGES HERE!? ENJOYING SUCCULENT COPPER PIPING?"
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Forwarded from Randy Kaladka
GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PVC
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Forwarded from JC
Little tip for those who want want to look like a fancy man in front of friends: most flea markets or peddlers malls have people hawking old liqour bottles for 5-10 dollars a pop. Take those bottles and build yourself a little liqour/cigar alcove that you can show off. Just don't tell them it's seagrams inside.
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See the raccoons like us slip under the food bank radar. When we do it, it's cool, underground, and antisystem. When jeets do it, it's just like cockroaches. Get πŸ‘ that πŸ‘ bag!πŸ‘ (of free food)
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Inflation, but also food banks are closing down thanks to mass migration of Indians who pilfer them. Will this increasingly become the norm? https://t.me/QueenOfDiagolon/6646
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Forwarded from Natty Light Nationalism
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Blasting this with the windows down, no seatbelt and a road soda in my hand
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Raccoons explaining their hauls, hobbies, harvests and general existence in the chat like....
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Forwarded from RISE2VICTORY
Free oven with 240v plug on the side of the road on my way home from work tonight? Yeah that's a lick. (I was a gentleman and left the load side wiring in case it still works)
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Forwarded from /BMW/ - The Bureau of Memetic Warfare (Theodore)
Piracy is a moral imperative
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Even if he's Israel first, this is an absolute chad move. He's just like chatting with these people instead of doing his presser.
>"The highest responsibility and deepest obligation of the American government is to protect it's people, and that's never truer than in a time of an emergency like this. Unfortunately, our government has failed you."
>fuck fema
>fuck permits
>no red tape, all contractors are free and clear to fix this shit right and right now
>I want some survivors to tell the press how it was, not me
>I want the survivors to name and shame the insurance companies, right here right now
>I want fema to answer for their lack of action, and failure to respond in time
>names and praises Samaritan's Purse (an actual GOOD Christian international relief group)

https://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2025/01/24/trump_hands_press_conference_over_to_hurricane_helene_survivors_our_government_failed_you.html
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Government 2 weeks ago:
>"not enough money"
>"not enough people"
>"sorry, we just can't help"

Government yesterday
>"We, the government, failed you, on account of a hostile administration..."
>"FIX THIS SHIT. RIGHT. FUCKING. NOW."
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