"Be ye clever as serpents and innocent as doves"

Matthew 10:16

"Steal copper from your enemies' houses and build up your friends' houses."

GSDD 10:4

Fellow raccoons. I want to preface this with a thank you. Thank you for contributing to the page so much. Yall are the reason I started this. Now to the matter at hand. I have been lax in my posting of actual finds lately. Obviously, the gardening and canning are mostly done, too. Most of this is due to a change in workplaces. But with yalls help and my renewed vigor, I believe we can kick start the OG style page soon enough. Thank you again, and I look forward to sharing your tips and hauls.

We will be right back to dumpster diving content after this short intermission.

Oldie but goldie

Slavery may be illegal, but you can still make your own

Daily Reminder to Grope your Wife, sniff her neck and whisper dirty things in her ear whenever she leasts expects it. Remind her that she is beautiful and desireable, especially when she's sitting around in pajamas with her hair in a mess juggling toddlers and infants and covered in spit up and bacon grease and fingerpaints, and you would 10/10 rawdog her in a heartbeat.

Its important for them to be reminded of this.

A little bit of political discourse to break it up

I for one can't wait to invade Iran. (Where are my shekels schlomo?)