They'll get my cigarettes when they rip them from my cold dead hands

Big F today

I finished work early today and spent some time prepping my garden beds and turning my compost, and sometimes life just ain’t so bad.

I hope you had a good day too

Anon used to have hope for a better future

I am formally motioning that hence forth milk shall be referred to as "rape juice".

All in favour, say aye.

t.me/theferrymanstoll

Oh ye, that's the stuff

If the channel had an official podcast.

Pic goes hard.

Why is it that every Telegram channel is run by filthy, nefarious, scheming liars?

"The Daily Poor" is run by a Jewish multimillionaire.

The Daily Pour doesn't actually consume alcohol every day.

✨Spicy Steamed Memeballs✨ claims that they don't message their subscribers, and yet constantly sends me great crypto opportunities.

Donkey's Comfy Foodposting claims to be a page run by a donkey, yet some of their photos contain human hands!

Bombadil's Athenæum appears at first to be an institute for the study of literature and science run by a fellow named Bambadil, and yet I've yet to see a single discussion of a piece of literature or a scientific paper take place there.

Alt Skull's Charnel House markets itself as an alternative to the works of Skull, and yet, if you pay close attention, the posts are all either written or curated by Skull.

Voter Apathy Party might sound like a channel that's apathetic towards political matters, but they are actually known to manually force their subscribers to go out and vote using a whip and chains.

MurderTheMedia has actually never killed a journalist; they haven't even caused such a death by manslaughter or gross negligence, let alone murder.

Punished Clossington has never been banned from Telegram.

I'm starting to think that the only honest channel on this entire platform is God's Strongest dvmpster Divers 2: Electric Boogaloo. They are truly the only channel where you can read the title without being deceived.

Anyone from tiktok here, we don't welcome you.

You should've been putting your hands into literal toilets over here, not the cybertoilet known as TikTok

ZYNdicate just officially moved into to the new headquarters

"Be ye clever as serpents and innocent as doves"

Matthew 10:16