реально крутые пользуются домашним телефоном

Really cool people dont use phones

But what do really cool people do?

He's shitting hard

нет дерьма братан

Hemorroids?

If you told me in 1990 that a coalition of Opus Dei and Italian fascists were going to platform a gay billionaire Republican to challenge the pope on end-times doctrine, I would conclude that one if not both of us was having a stroke