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There is the old joke I saw in a Russian gaming magazine a long while ago (More than 20 years ago) that goes like that: "If hotdogs were sold like software, then the following agreement would appear under the transparent wrapper: The manufacturer does not guarantee the compatibility of this product with the body and bears no consequences for its consumption; The consumer is prohibited from examining the contents of this hotdog (For example, for the presence of rat tails) The buyer may eat the hotdog but does not become its owner; Only one person may consume the hotdog; The buyer may not sell the hotdog to anyone else; The manufacturer does not guarantee that this product is free from the recipe errors (For example, trace amounts of potassium cyanide); Any potential liability for the buyer's health cannot exceed the price of the hotdog; By tearing open the wrapper, the buyer accepts the terms of this agreement."

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