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🇨🇦🇮🇳 The federal government now believes India is no longer linked to violent crimes in Canada, a senior official said Wednesday, during a briefing ahead of Prime Minister Mark Carney’s highly anticipated trip to that country.

~ Toronto Star reports
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Pakistan lives in la la land, Indian Diplomat Anupama Singh's sharp rebuke to Pakistan at the UN Human Rights Council

Points to J&K's development budget being bigger than Pakistan's IMF bailout
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Govt. mandates sale of 20% ethanol-blended petrol with minimum RON 95 nationwide from April 1

The oil ministry, in a February 17 notification, said, "the central government hereby directs that oil companies shall sell ethanol-blended motor spirit (petrol) with a percentage of ethanol up to 20% as per the Bureau of Indian Standards specifications and having a minimum Research Octane Number (RON) of 95, in States and the Union Territories".

The central government can allow exceptions in special situations, for specific regions and for a limited time.

Research Octane Number (RON) is the standard measure of a gasoline's ability to resist engine knocking (pre-ignition/detonation) at low speeds and under light loads, simulating typical city driving. A higher RON indicates better stability and higher knock resistance, allowing for higher compression ratios in engines.
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🇿🇦 From 3 PM to 7 PM, I will fully support South Africa — emotionally invested, loud and passionate, probably acting like I’ve been loyal since birth. 🇿🇦
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Responding to a question during a press conference, Lt Gen Manoj Kumar Katiyar, GOC-in-C, Western Command, says,
"You saw that on the 7th (May, 2025), we carried out attacks on all their terrorist bases. After that, they attempted some retaliatory action. In response, we destroyed their military and air bases in such a manner that they were severely damaged. Following this, they requested a ceasefire. The ceasefire request was not made directly to us alone. We believe they also sent messages to other countries, asking them to help facilitate a ceasefire with India. This shows, in our view, that they do not have the capacity to sustain a fight against us. Wherever we strike them, they will try to find a way to secure a ceasefire with India."
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Responding to a question during a press conference, Lt Gen Manoj Kumar Katiyar, GOC-in-C, Western Command, says, "You saw that on the 7th (May, 2025), we carried out attacks on all their terrorist bases. After that, they attempted some retaliatory action.…
When asked how India will respond if there's Operation Sindoor 2.0, Lt Gen Manoj Kumar Katiyar says,
"The response will be stronger than what we have done in Operation Sindoor. How much we respond, till what level -It all depends on the situation prevailing on that particular day, on that particular time. But we are very sure that we have to respond harsher than what we did last time."
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Minister of Commerce and Industry of India, Piyush Goyal, with US Secretary of Commerce Howard Lutnick and U.S. Ambassador to India Sergio Gor.
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Regarding Operation Sindoor, Lieutenant General Rajesh Pushkar, GOC of Kharga Corps (2 Corps), says,
"...We gave Pakistan a very small sample in the operation. In just 4 days, they were brought to their knees and called our DGMO and asked to stop this war... This was a very small example, and its purpose was training."


Regarding Operation Sindoor 2.o
"Operation Sindoor is ongoing... The preparations for Operation Sindoor 2 are quite extensive. I cannot tell you right now how this operation will unfold because it will depend on how much damage we want to cause to the enemy. Whether it is damage of any kind, be it on land, sea, or air, we are always ready to carry it out...
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‘judicial supremacy’
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Arabian Fantasies.... 😂
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Do you like baal...?
Anonymous Poll
42%
Yes
58%
No
Indian tantrik baal ko sidh kr chuke hote 🤣.. ye dar k bethe h
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🇺🇸🇷🇺 - Bill Gates admitted to having cheated on his wife with at least 2 Russian women.

According to him, one was professional gambler and another - nuclear physicist.
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Baal cycle
Kaal cycle

Yam = yamraj (death god)
Abrahm = A brahm = only brham (shiv)

Christan= krishan

Ye log kam dimag k the.. terminology bdl gyi.. aur real religion bhul gye
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Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu:

I owe India a great personal debt. When I met Sara (his wife) for the first time, I think our first or second date was in an Indian restaurant in Tel Aviv. It was Reena Pushkarna.

The food was unbelievable. Sara was introduced to it for the first time, so it was a great first date - not only with the food, but the date was excellent too.
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