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🇹🇷 - Turkish foreign minister announced that the country will develop own nukes, if someone else in the region gets nukes first.

He probably hinted Iran.
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🇬🇧 - King Charles actively cooperates with the UK police and threw his brother Andrew under under the bus.
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🇺🇸 President Trump is considering signing a new law that will require all teachers to wear bodycams.
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🇺🇸🇦🇪 - Emirati businessman (manages the port of Dubai and all logistics of the emirate) and son of the key advisor to the Dubai's ruling dynasty Sultan Sulayem is revealed to be the man tied to the torture video and tortures mentioned in the Epstein files.
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🇮🇹 - Half a week after the Olympic Games started, 11 medals already cracked in pieces.

Because the host nation of Italy made trash design and quality medals. Experts say that, overall, this terrible quality is noticeable all across different aspects of the Games.
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Pakistan's unofficial father, Donald Trump, has once again come up with a random number of planes allegedly shot down during the India–Pakistan conflict.

This time its Ten.
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🇬🇧 London, UK | 13-Year-Old Shouted ‘Allahu Akbar’ Before Stabbing 2 Classmates In London School

A 13-year-old boy has been arrested after allegedly stabbing two pupils at Kingsbury High School in Brent, north-west London, UK, on Tuesday afternoon. According to witnesses, the suspect allegedly shouted “Allahu Akbar during the attack.

The victims, aged 12 and 13, were taken to the hospital and are in a serious condition after suffering stab wounds to the neck.
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UAE diplomat Hind Al Owais offered Epstein to meet her minor sister, saying, 'She's prettier than me'
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Happy promise day 😁
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Vande Mataram's new guidelines are out full 6-stanza version must be sung before the National Anthem

Mandatory Rendition: The full six-stanza version must be used at official occasions.

Protocol & Standing: Audience members must stand at attention when the song is played, similar to the national anthem.

Sequence: When played with Jana Gana Mana, Vande Mataram precedes the anthem.
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Corruption Perceptions Index (CPI) 2025: India Climbs 5 Places To 91st On Global Corruption Index 2025

India's score has increased by 1 point since the previous year, while its rank has improved from 96th to 91st.
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Dad shot daughter after 'arguing about Donald Trump' in 2025

A British woman, Lucy Harrison, who was shot dead by her father while visiting his home in Texas, had argued with him about US President Donald Trump earlier that day

Donald Trump was inaugurated for his second presidential term 10 days after Lucy Harrison's death.

Article link
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Defense Min Rajnath Singh held bilateral talks with Minister of the National Defence of the Hellenic Republic Mr Nikolaos-Georgios Dendias in New Delhi.

A Joint Declaration of Intent on strengthening the defence industrial cooperation between India and Greece was signed which is a starting point for developing a five-year roadmap.

https://pib.gov.in/PressReleasePage.aspx?PRID=2225523
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Meanwhile Pak Defense Minister😂
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Prediction
• UGC will be scrapped
• NEET will be scrapped
• UPSC will be scrapped
• Colonial-era regulators gone
• Single national regulator framework
• Merit + skill-based systems replacing gatekeeping exams

Big churn coming. Old control structures won’t survive.

All this will be done through courts not legislature. This is the safest path so anti nationals can't misuse it.
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‼️MHA issues new guidelines for the full rendition of Vande Mataram at official events.

Earlier, only the first two stanzas were sung, in deference to concerns from Muslims.

Huge move to reclaim Hindu Civilizational might.

It will now be performed in full at all official functions, with attendees standing in attention. 🇮🇳🫡
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