“Hear ye, hear ye, citizens of Roman Empire.”

I, thy annoyed brunette, do hereby announce that I possess approximately 47 urgent tasks, 3 emotional breakdowns pending, and a to-do list longer than a medieval scroll.

Yet alas—my ass hath chosen violence, grumpiness, and general bad vibes instead of productivity.
I’m in full “dramatic sigh, stares out window” mode.

بعد از نیم ساعت دیگه مغزم واقعا cooked

you all will never understand how obsessed i was and am with this game

you know what i think about at 9:21 in the morning? that i will never feel the foreplay i felt when i read “You Deserve Each Other”

من یک ایرانیم. دیگه نه تنها کونم نمیسوزه بلکه انقد راه فیلترشکن زدن یاد گرفتیم که دیگه اهمیتی نداره

ahhh! but no really… my fav holiday is coming and i have to study and work EXTRA HARD to afford moving abroad 😭🙏

پریروز تمومش کردم! توی ۴ روز! کمر برام نمونده

i can detect a nose job under 30 seconds thanks to دانشگاه ازاد