and bitch forgot his condoms! i can’t have his dick details

i spent years trying to change myself just to realise every girl in my college goes crazy for my brother who listens to this songs:

Phineas and Ferb (2007)

I seriously doubt I’ll ever really move on from this book—maybe I’m being dramatic, but I keep going back to it. True love is all about seeing someone’s annoying quirks and still choosing to be with them. Honestly, I think my whole Roman Empire is just me ranting about love.

this book

i am just sick 😭 and hormonical

normalise expressing yourself through art

“Hear ye, hear ye, citizens of Roman Empire.”

I, thy annoyed brunette, do hereby announce that I possess approximately 47 urgent tasks, 3 emotional breakdowns pending, and a to-do list longer than a medieval scroll.

Yet alas—my ass hath chosen violence, grumpiness, and general bad vibes instead of productivity.
I’m in full “dramatic sigh, stares out window” mode.

بعد از نیم ساعت دیگه مغزم واقعا cooked

you all will never understand how obsessed i was and am with this game