Death Becomes Her (1992)

گول خوردم! فک کردم فیلمش گیه بعد ناراحت شدم وقتی همو نبوسیدن اما حالا که بهش فکر میکنم فهمیدم که هر فیلمی میتونه گی باشه اگه ذهنیتت گی باشه! 🤓☝🏼 کل داستان اینه که:

زن مو بلونده همه دوس پسرای دختره رو میدزده بعد دختره کص کرده اومده انتقان بگیره بعد حالا دعواشونه چون مو بلونده میدونه دختره کص شده.
اونطوری که فکر میکنین جنده بازی نیست😭 جالب و خنده داره

من دوست دارم فکر کنم که فیلم گی بود چون کل مدت enemies to lovers بود انگار، این دوتا هی میخواستن همو حرص بدن یاد زن و شوهرا میوفتادم (تراما های عادی ما) در حقیقت خلاصه فیلم میشه :
“Two lovers denying each other and on the verge of divorce, along with their side dish affairs.” yes i called mans side dish

you all might think the movie that made me cry is some best award winning movie but unfortunately this… THIS BROKE ME! it’s one thing to lose someone, it’s another to lose a friend, the only person who made school feel better and the worst part is? you’re only 13 and that’s all the pain you know

well this is me…

this is where my 13yo emotional trauma is buried

that’s why i made sure my friends were lesbians so they don’t fall for my brother 😐 dead ass serious

idgaf abt my brother but i care about “me<my brother”

it’s 2am and i finally got to their sex!

and bitch forgot his condoms! i can’t have his dick details

i spent years trying to change myself just to realise every girl in my college goes crazy for my brother who listens to this songs:

Phineas and Ferb (2007)

I seriously doubt I’ll ever really move on from this book—maybe I’m being dramatic, but I keep going back to it. True love is all about seeing someone’s annoying quirks and still choosing to be with them. Honestly, I think my whole Roman Empire is just me ranting about love.