💣〽️Ex-porn actor named Keiran Lee insured his penis and now plays in the Non-League with Mickleover FC in England’s 8th division.

In case he suffers an injury to his penis while playing football, the insurance company will have to pay him the value of the policy, which is £800,000. [TheSun]

🚨 Bernardo Silva will LEAVE Manchester City at the end of the season, assistant coach Pep Lijnders has confirmed.

Lijnders: “Every good story comes to an end and I hope he enjoys the last months - it’s only six weeks - and has a good farewell. He deserves all that attention as well..."

West Ham United are set to file a complaint and seek compensation from FIFA after Aaron Wan-Bissaka missed their FA Cup clash vs Leeds United. 😳🇨🇩

The defender is in DR Congo following the national team’s World Cup qualification celebrations.

🚨 Leandro Trossard, Gabriel Maghalaes, Declan Rice, Bukayo Saka and Eberechi Eze all back in full training and available to face Sporting CP in the UCL tomorrow.

🚨🎙️ | Lukas Podolski on Arsenal F.C.:

🗣️ “I really enjoy watching Arsenal play. I actually follow them a lot, and my friends always joke that I’ve fallen in love with my old club again.

🗣️ The level they’re playing at right now… it’s unmatched anywhere in the world.” 🔴⚪️🔥

🎙Luis Suárez on Sporting CP facing Arsenal......

🗣“We’re not afraid of anyone.

“We respect all our opponents, but we don’t fear any of them.”

🎙 Luis Suarez, when asked about the task of replacing Gyokeres......

🗣“For any player to take Viktor’s place is a major challenge – I can even say it’s the most exciting of my career – and I feel I’m responding well,”

My bad Season in fantasy but I keep pushing.

UCL is back

#UCL action 🔜😍

Harry Maguire has signed a new contract with Manchester United valid until June 2027, with the option for a further year ✍️

Viktor Gyökeres has scored 17 goals in all competitions this season, the most by a player in their debut campaign for Arsenal since Alexandre Lacazette💪

The last player to score more in their first season for Arsenal was Alexis Sánchez 🇨🇱

Wales captain and former #Arsenal midfielder Aaron Ramsey has retired from professional football at the age of 35.

Fabián Ruiz and Bradley Barcola will both not play for PSG tomorrow against #Liverpool.
[FabriceHawkins] #LFC

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Sporting CP 0-1 Arsenal

⚽️Kai Havertz

Kai Havertz scored a stoppage-time winner as Arsenal beat Sporting 1-0 in the first leg of their Champions League quarter-final in Lisbon. 👏

Goal video uploaded in the comments section👇🏻

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Real Madrid 1-2 Bayern Munich

⚽️Luiz Diaz
⚽️Harry Kane
⚽️Kylian Mbappe

Luis Diaz and Harry Kane were on the scoresheet as Bayern Munich took the advantage in their Champions League quarter-final against Real Madrid with an impressive 2-1 first-leg victory at the Bernabeu. 🔥🔴

Goal videos uploaded in the comments section👇🏻

OFFICIAL: Olympique Marseille’s new logo.

⚽ GOAL! Doue!

🇫🇷 PSG 1-0 Liverpool 🏴

⚽ GOAL KVARATSKHELIA
Assist JOAO NEVES

PSG [2] - 0 Liverpool 65mins

Goal Alvarez

Barcelona 0-1 A. Madrid

📺 Pau Cubarsí wanted to check the replay on the VAR screen, but VAR turned their tv off! 😅❌

2-0.

Diego Simeone finally gets his first ever win at Camp Nou, on his 19th attempt👏

0️⃣

Liverpool failed to have a single shot on target in a Champions League game for the first time in six years 😲