My daughter who is on student exchange in New York called me crying today

"Dad, we have a problem, my landlord raised my rent by $300"

I chuckled

"Well honey, seems like YOU have a problem"

"But dad, my scholarship is not enough, can you help me?" she begged me

"You wanted the American Dream, go and live it" I said and hung up

My wife looked at me in shock

"That's your daughter" she said

"My daughter died the moment she stepped her foot on American soil" I responded

Had she stayed in Germany, she would enjoy wonderful tenant protection and rent control

But she wanted to "go big"

And I'm supposed to feel sorry?

Play American games, win American prizes

eurofounder / 𝕏

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