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๐Ÿฅฐ55๐Ÿ‘€11๐Ÿ”ฅ5๐ŸŒ3โค2๐Ÿ˜2๐Ÿ’‹2๐Ÿ’˜1
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๐Ÿ˜69โค5๐Ÿคฃ5๐ŸŒ2๐Ÿ”ฅ1๐Ÿซก1
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๐Ÿคฎ49โค21๐Ÿฅฐ7๐ŸŒ2โคโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ1
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๐Ÿคฃ82๐Ÿฅฐ35๐Ÿ’ฏ17๐Ÿ˜9โค4๐ŸŒ4๐Ÿ”ฅ3๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ’ป3๐Ÿ˜ฑ1๐Ÿ’‹1๐Ÿ™‰1
โœ44๐Ÿคฃ24๐Ÿ˜9๐ŸŒ2
๐Ÿ˜ญ100๐Ÿคฃ5๐Ÿ‘Œ4๐ŸŒ2๐Ÿ‘Ž1๐Ÿคฏ1
Forwarded from Money/Power/Sneed/Feed
I nearly just got robbed in a broad daylight in Manhattan

I was ordering a coffee in a Starbucks on Fifth Avenue

Menu at the counter said $4.90

I handed the barista a $5 bill

She said "umm sir that'll be $5.91"

I raised my eyebrow

Did that blue-haired, weirdly looking obese woman try to scam me?

"The menu says $4.90" I said

"Yes, plus tax"

I felt my blood pressure rising

"So the price on the menu isn't the actual price?"

"It is but there is also a sales tax--"

I couldn't believe what I was hearing

I pulled out my phone to call the Federal Trade Commission to report false advertising

Unfortunately I did not purchase roaming feature in my German-made Android phone, so the call did not go through

Suddenly a Wall Street guy in a Patagonia vest pushed past me, tossed a $20 on the counter

"I got this loser's coffee, keep the change"

Now I was even more disturbed

I legally just received a gift

Personal donations over โ‚ฌ50 require reporting in the EU

I asked the barista for the guy's name for my tax filing

She said "bro I don't know who that was just go away"

I took a photo of the receipt as documentation

I called my representative at the German tax authority who said I must declare this coffee right after I'm back in Europe

I got on the Lufthansa flight to Munich the same day

Americans have normalized financial deception so deeply they think transparency is confusing

Europeans, as usual, lead the global civilization

eurofounder / ๐•
๐Ÿคฃ84๐Ÿคก6๐ŸŒ4๐Ÿ”ฅ3๐Ÿฅฐ3๐ŸŒš2๐Ÿ’…2โค1๐Ÿ†1
I didn't know Russians were this baZed...
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๐ŸŽ„30๐ŸŒ3๐Ÿ˜1
๐Ÿฅฐ36โค3๐Ÿ˜2๐ŸŒ2
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๐Ÿ˜24โค7๐Ÿคฎ4๐Ÿ˜3๐ŸŒ3๐ŸŒš1
Christmas idea if you dislike your relatives and hate yourself
๐Ÿคฎ75๐Ÿคฃ21๐ŸŒ8๐Ÿ’…5๐Ÿ”ฅ4โค3
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๐Ÿคฏ66๐Ÿคฃ35๐Ÿคฎ3๐ŸŒ2๐Ÿ–•2๐Ÿ˜ˆ2๐Ÿ‘ป2๐Ÿ‘1
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๐Ÿ˜ข40๐Ÿคฎ31๐Ÿคฃ10๐Ÿ’ฏ5๐ŸŒ3๐Ÿ‘Ž2๐Ÿณ1
Forwarded from /g/โ€˜s Tech Memes
๐Ÿ˜58๐ŸŒ6๐Ÿ”ฅ5๐Ÿคฌ2๐Ÿ‘Œ2๐Ÿ—ฟ2โค1
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๐Ÿคฎ62โค7๐Ÿ˜7๐Ÿ”ฅ4๐ŸŒ2๐Ÿฅด1๐Ÿณ1
๐Ÿ™48๐Ÿ˜26โšก8๐ŸŒ3๐Ÿ”ฅ1๐Ÿคฃ1
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Forwarded from Eurointel+
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๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ - Left-wing Finnish politicians invented an anti-rape dance that they suggest to perform when women want to repel sexual attackers.
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