OOOOOOOOHHHHH I CAN FEEL IT, THE TILT, THE AXIS IS SHIFTIN’ BOYS 😭😭🌍💫

WHY IS THE PLANET LEANING LIKE IT JUST TOOK ONE SIP OF DUTCH BEER AND STOOD UP TOO FAST???
THE EARTH OUT HERE DOIN’ THE MICHAEL JACKSON SMOOTH CRIMINAL 45° LEAN ON A PLATE LIKE
“hehehehe WATCH THIS.”

BRO I’M WALKIN’ AND THE FLOOR IS LIKE
/SLANTING SIDEWAYS/
I’M HOLDING ONTO MY DOORFRAME LIKE A GRANDMA IN A HURRICANE
SCREAMING
“STOPPPPPPPPPPPP TILTING I DIDN’T ASK FOR EARTH DLC.”

I swear I can feel my brain sliding to the left like a loose marble
I stood up and suddenly gravity said “yoink” and threw me into the wall.

THE OCEANS ARE LIKE
“WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”
THE CONTINENTS ARE LIKE
“bro chill”
AND I’M IN MY ROOM LIKE
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THE TILLLLTTTTTTT 😭😭😭💥💥💥

THE EARTH IS LITERALLY
/WOBBLING/
LIKE A BROKEN DINNER PLATE ON TOP OF A TRAFFIC CONE
AND WE’RE SUPPOSED TO BE NORMAL ABOUT IT??

NO.
NO I REFUSE.
I’M GRABBING THE COUCH.
I’M STRAPPING MYSELF IN.
I’M YELLING
HANG ON EVERYONE THE PLANET’S DOIN’ ANOTHER LITTLE LEAN!!!!

AHAHSHSHSHSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH—
BRO—
THE—
T—T—TILLLLLTLTLTLTLLT—
OH GOD THE EARTH IS DOING THE /SIDEEE LEAAAN/
JDFJFJDJDJDND
THE WALLS ARE SIDEWAYS
MY SOCK IS SCREAMING
THE PLANET IS SLIDING LIKE BUTTER ON A HOT PAN
HWDJDJDJD MDMDMDMDMDMDMDM
I CAN’T FEEL LEFT
LEFT IS GONE
LEFT HAS ASCENDED
SLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAP
🌍🌍🌍🌍🌍🌍🌍
THE HORIZON IS AT A 90° ANGLE LIKE A BROKEN POWERPOINT
AAAAAAAAAAAA
WRONG GRAVITY WRONG GRAVITY WRONG GRAVITY
EARTH: TIKTOK DANCE NO ONE ASKED FOR
ME: KDNDKDNDDKKSMMSMSMSMSMMSMSMMDD
THE AXIS IS DOING CARTWHEELS IN MY PERIPHERAL VISION
OOOOOOOH TILTSHIFT TILTSHAKE TILTSNAAAAAAAP
GFKFKFKFKFKFKFKF
MY HOUSE JUST SLID DOWN THE STREET LIKE A LEGO ON A SOAP FLOOR
AAAAAAA A A A A
THE PLANET IS STUCK IN DIAGONAL MODE
TURN IT OFF TURN IT OFF TURN IT OFFFFFFFF
SLSLLSLSSLLSLSLLSLSLLSLSL

🇷🇺🇵🇱 - Russia bans the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. game and all merch related to that from being sold or advertised across the entire country.

Happy International men's day to all male subbers of DP

do transwomen also celebrate today or they celebrate international women’s day?

Notice they took the ridges off too

Motorjeet tries to aura farm but ends up getting a goofy aah 💔 ragdoll animation instead