>Hockey can't be fu-

The whole Western block voted against the UN resolution for the fight against Nazism and other forms of racial discrimination - primarily, because the initiative was suggested by Russia and, therefore, there have been concerns that it could have been used to advance its aggressive foreign agenda.

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- Mormonism allows you to firebend

OOOOOOOOHHHHH I CAN FEEL IT, THE TILT, THE AXIS IS SHIFTIN’ BOYS 😭😭🌍💫

WHY IS THE PLANET LEANING LIKE IT JUST TOOK ONE SIP OF DUTCH BEER AND STOOD UP TOO FAST???
THE EARTH OUT HERE DOIN’ THE MICHAEL JACKSON SMOOTH CRIMINAL 45° LEAN ON A PLATE LIKE
“hehehehe WATCH THIS.”

BRO I’M WALKIN’ AND THE FLOOR IS LIKE
/SLANTING SIDEWAYS/
I’M HOLDING ONTO MY DOORFRAME LIKE A GRANDMA IN A HURRICANE
SCREAMING
“STOPPPPPPPPPPPP TILTING I DIDN’T ASK FOR EARTH DLC.”

I swear I can feel my brain sliding to the left like a loose marble
I stood up and suddenly gravity said “yoink” and threw me into the wall.

THE OCEANS ARE LIKE
“WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”
THE CONTINENTS ARE LIKE
“bro chill”
AND I’M IN MY ROOM LIKE
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THE TILLLLTTTTTTT 😭😭😭💥💥💥

THE EARTH IS LITERALLY
/WOBBLING/
LIKE A BROKEN DINNER PLATE ON TOP OF A TRAFFIC CONE
AND WE’RE SUPPOSED TO BE NORMAL ABOUT IT??

NO.
NO I REFUSE.
I’M GRABBING THE COUCH.
I’M STRAPPING MYSELF IN.
I’M YELLING
HANG ON EVERYONE THE PLANET’S DOIN’ ANOTHER LITTLE LEAN!!!!