Neigher?

total labubu death

Now we have 7 neutrals

Dear Deranged Posting subscribers,

We challenge you to try this in August:

NO CORN 🌽

Delete all the corn you have. Block it (use something like AdGuard). Go against your reptile brain. You are no longer being challenged by the algorithm

NO ALCOHOL 🍺

Your mind must be sharp and pure. Every shot you skip makes your liver stronger 💪

SLEEP WELL 😴

Sleep at least 7 hours. Sleep on the floor, a mattress is not needed. Lay on the ground like the beast you are

DAILY SUFFERING 😎

Do cardio at six in the morning. No music unless you listen to nature recordings

DIET 🥩🥚🥑

ONLY EAT REAL FOOD LIKE EGGS, STEAK, AND AVOCADOS. SAME THREE FOODS EVERY DAY. EAT WITHOUT A CHAIR. NO YOUTUBE.

COLD SHOWERS 🚿

TAKE TWO COLD 🥶 SHOWERS 🧼 EVERY DAY WHILE LISTENING TO GREGORIAN CHANTS (IN NOMINE CRISTI AMEN)

READ PHILOSOPHY 🤓

READ PHILOSOPHY FOR AT LEAST THIRTY MINUTES PER DAY, STUFF LIKE SENECA, HEIDEGGER, OR HEGEL

You have 31 days to improve yourself. Are you ready king?? 👑