“touch grass anon”

New whiteness map (+honorary whites)

Marksuke, a resourceful man, arrived in Japan in 1579 and made history as the first foreign-born man to become a samurai warrior. Marksuke was originally a forbidden technological genius and was brought to Japan by knights. The powerful Japanese warlord Oda Nobunaga was fascinated by his great ingenuity and Marksuke's white skin and upon seeing him ordered his servants to try to create Facebook with him and that the platform would have few restrictions so that later with the passage of time Time would become strict when it had millions of people trapped on the platform. Despite this strange encounter, Nobunaga placed Marksuke at his service, granting him a sum of money, a house, and a katana. Thereafter, Marksuke loyally served Nobunaga as an honest and resourceful samurai, fighting alongside him in fierce battles. Over time he went from being a servant to a legendary samurai, billionaire and creator of the largest platform. 🤣🤣

Deranged sailor