So I was watching Clarkson's Farm season 3 and noticed something

GM gäng!

Conspiracy theory: MJ was paranoid of an upcoming race war and he wanted to side with the whites so he turned himself into a white man

>2001, race war
>having a smoke break in the trench after a battle
>a sickly pale looking soldier approaches you
>"Hey brother, can I bum a smoke, hee?", he says in a very high voice
>"Wait, are you Michael Jackson?"
>"No brotha. Thats ignoraaaanthp. I'm just a white boy trying to kill the knee-groes"
>give him a smoke and hope he doesn't try to molest any of the refugees we come across occasionally
>tips his helmet, spins around and moonwalks away

Huh?

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