Bulgarians and 👏 Serbs descend from 👉 Ukrainians

This 👈 is 💦 because 💁 when 🕗 the 👏 earth 🌎 was 👏 founded, Adam 😳 and 👏 Eve 🎄 made 👑 Caanan and 👏 the 👏 other 👪 son. 👦 From 👉 these 👈 people 👨 descended Indo-Europeans, who 😂 moved 📦 to 💦 modern 🖥 day 🌞 Ukraine and 👏 became eastern Slavs, during 🕤 this 👈 time 🕐 they 👥 spoke a 👌 dialect of 💦 modern 🖥 day 🌞 Ukrainian. Then 😮 came 💦 a 👌 Viking with 👏 Ukrainian-Indo-European ancestry named 📛 Rurik and 👏 conquered lands known 🎓 as 🍑 Kyivan Rus, which 👏 were 👶 Ukrainians. From 👉 these 👈 lands migrated the 👏 Varangian Guard which 👏 were 👶 Viking-Ukrainians who 😂 served 🍽 the 👏 Byzantine Emperor, 🙏 they 👥 settled in 👏 modern 🖥 day 🌞 Bulgaria/Yugoslavia and 👏 spoke an 👹 ancient 📜 dialect of 💦 Ukrainian. Unfortunately 😯 the 👏 Italians, Illiyirans and 👏 Byzantines invented 😉 a 👌 new 👌 identity called 📲 South Slav, then 😮 they 👥 mixed 👊 their 🍆 languages with 👏 Ancient 📜 Greek and 👏 mixed 👊 their 🍆 Ukrainian cultures with 👏 Greek culture. Out 💯 of 💦 this 👈 was 👏 born 👶 South Slavs, but 🍑 then 😮 the 👏 Russians came 💦 and 👏 split off 📴 the 👏 South Slavs from 👉 each 👏 other 👪 and 👏 from 👉 them 💦 were 👶 born 👶 Serbs and 👏 Bulgarians.

In 👏 conclusion: 🔚 Bulgaria and 👏 Serbia are 🔢 rightful Ukrainian lands and 👏 should 💘 embrace Ukrainian culture

Mr. Shrektatohead