Join me in remembering Queen Elizabeth, not only as a doting mother, auntie and mistress, but also as a ferocious haggler, an absolute cigar-munching machine, and above all else, as a dedicated and passionate lover. Rest in peace, you crazy-ass white girl. Love, Michael BublΓ©
Can someone tell the FUCK ASS in the helicopter above my house to SHUT THE FUCK UP and to do his training drills for blowing up Iranians somewhere closer to the coast Iβm trying to get a couple more winks in before work nigga FUCK
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Men also cook better.
What can they actually do and where should they be put?
What can they actually do and where should they be put?
This is true and real btw (men do cook better Iβm living proof)
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Amy Holland β She's On Fire
Yes Iβve danced in a club with a woman to this song lock in
YOU NEED TO LIVE
WHY CANT ANYONE SEE THAT TRUE FREEDOM STARTS IN YOUR HEARTS AND SOULS
YOU NEED TO LIVE
WHY CANT ANYONE SEE THAT TRUE FREEDOM STARTS IN YOUR HEARTS AND SOULS
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BREAKING - It has now been revealed that a senior Chinese Communist Party member, Guojun Xuan, fathered 26 children through California surrogacy while flaunting that U.S. laws are so weak that one of his children could become President of the United States
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How long until we find out the CIA is sending money and weapons to one faction of chimps and the state dept is sending money and weapons to the other?
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After the chimps wipe eachother out palintr buys up the wildlife reserve for cheap and builds a 20 acre data center
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