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检查娃的语法作业发现一个自己不太确定的问题,「这事好办,上Bard和ChatGPT」,我想。

然后Bard和ChatGPT一致认为题目出错了。🤦
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https://youtu.be/PivpCKEiQOQ

Everybody thinks they're HooliGoogle!

着实难绷
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喜闻乐见了,为了薅 Chase 的羊毛,我好像把 payusatax.com 和 PayPal 的集成给玩坏了……
https://x.com/9527kw/status/1710118657643466785

初闻不知曲中意 再闻已是曲中人
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https://publichealth.sccgov.org/Poop-Dont-Lie 本县居然有这个项目…
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https://youtu.be/XKBLW-TJHhk

"Here's a little secret, Lisa: all jobs suck. That's why you get paid to do them."

「孩子,所有的工作都很烂,所以他们才要花钱请你去做」
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http://sanfrancisco.china-consulate.gov.cn/zytz/202310/t20231012_11159752.htm

中国驻旧金山总领馆领事证件大厅将于10月12日起恢复对外办公。

请排队接受安检,有序进入大厅。

    感谢您的理解和配合。
报告大家一个事你们也开心开心,我家房屋保险明年的价格涨了50%。

最近几年未出险,仅仅因为我住在加州。
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我刚意识到「gāi liū zi」写出来是「街溜子」…
https://www.tomshardware.com/news/windows-software-bitlocker-slows-performance 诱导外行的普通人为了他们大概率一辈子都没机会碰到的性能上限而放弃全盘加密,其心可诛。
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今天下午Chase发来贺电:

Chase Fraud: We declined $848.50 with card ending XXXX at COPA. Was this you? Reply YES or NO. If yes, you will not be charged unless the purchase is attempted again. If no, we will close your current card and send you a new one that you should receive in 5 to 7 business days. Msg & data rates may apply.

于是我回了一个No,Chase立即把这张卡关掉了:

Chase Fraud: Thank you, we will close your card and send you a new one that you should receive in 5 to 7 business days. If you recognize all the other charges, you don't need to do anything else. If you see other charges that aren't yours, please call us using the number on the back of your card.

不过和另一家银行迅速把我的 Apple Pay 和 Google Pay 账户中的卡片禁用不同,在数小时之后 Apple Pay 和 Google Pay 都被更新成了新的卡号。

现在问题来了,一个以前charge过这张卡的商家(例如保险公司)下次charge的时候会发生什么呢?
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