"What the fuck is that"

The slop that makes you scream

The respectful muncher

They're doing this to me

He's right behind me, isn't he?

when you're being mean to me just know this is who you're being mean to

Bebastic side eye

Two deer in the hand are worth more than a herd in the forest

FOOBBALLLLLLL!!!!!!!

Funni fungi

Pov: leaning in for a smooch after stuttering over deer facts for the past 45 minutes

apprehensive about if it itches or not

Apul?

Undercover Banjo