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Bring back the friendly period.
People love to celebrate a drop in inflation, which they should, but as long as the number is above 0, that’s like a fat kid who’s still gaining weight just not as quickly as before. Second derivative dropped, not the first derivative.
I really should stop eating octopus no matter how delicious it is… I’m perpetuating the demand.

The octopus is a highly intelligent creature that evolved intelligence at an evolutionary branch point far in the past, pre-mammal.

The tentacles are themselves somewhat intelligent (its neurons are somewhat concentrated in its head but really spread to local tentacles for local distributed intelligence).

When we colonize the galaxy and have to deal with speed of light issues regarding communication, we’re going to need to model our efforts after the octopus, letting the individual tentacles have their own local neural clusters of intelligence while remaining connected to the whole.

It’s insulting to eat it.

Guess I’ll have to stick to steak.
I personally voted for Trump 4 times and will still always support Thomas Massie over Trump.
Some people say Elon Musk is taking his son around as “a human meat shield”?! What an absolutely horrible thing to say about someone! I’m aghast that people actually believe that. If the bullets start flying, he hopes his son gets hit and bleeds out instead of himself??? I hope I never speak to anyone in person who believes that. I’d tell them how disgusting that line of thinking is, I’d ask them what’s their evidence of this, and I’d say this says more about them to even conceive of this. I’d make them feel so ashamed for even voicing that opinion outloud, and hopefully get them to admit shamefully that they didn’t come up with that thought, they’re just parroting it from elsewhere. I’d make them actually try to explain and visualize, in grotesque detail, what they’re actually saying. There’s too many knee-jerk reactions and opinions without truly digging down and wondering who they are and where they’re getting their opinions.
Overheard at the local expensive cocktail bar tonight:

“I unfortunately bought a Tesla before I realized Elon Musk was a bigot.”

Overheard at the local dive bar tonight:

“During COVID, grandma said we all had to be vaccinated or she wouldn’t come to Thanksgiving… so we just lied and said we were.”

You learn a lot about human nature going to different types of bars at a weekday midnight. Learn to blend in and talk to everyone.
The next set of attacks against America will likely be AI-enhanced cyberattacks, as open source AI models and agents that can write code and run scripts proliferate.

Corollary: Any budding politician would do well to get in early about sounding the alarm for cyber attacks as an underrated threat. A major attack will happen before long, and you can position yourself as “taking it seriously” before your colleagues.
Sad. Read more books, anon.
Make trains great again.
Imagine a train where there was an AR layer between the window glass and the outside world, so when you fly to NYC and take the train in, your train windows show both the slums of Newark, NJ, and also dinosaurs infiltrating the city… real life windows with AR dinosaurs ftw. Make trains great again.
Your goal today is to become as useful to future time travelers as possible.
Bro it’s the CIA - can’t Molly the admin assistant just use the secret death ray gun in the hidden compartment under her desk?
Read more books, anon.
I’m currently reading Alfred Russel Wallace’s book / journal The Malay Archipelago.

He, a British naturalist, describes his journeys in Southeast Asia circa 1850s collecting bug and bird and ape specimens, and coming up with similar theories as Darwin.

The Dutch were the wealthy European colonizers there who set up governments, and the local native Malay villages and tribes lived off the land in huts, and had simple dirt roads, frequently trading with, and sometimes living amongst, the Europeans.

Wallace stays with a local village whenever he goes to a new Island or forest and has the locals help him catch butterflies and beetles for his collection back in Britain, which spurred great scientific research.

And the way he describes the locals is interesting, some might say racist.

He writes stuff like, “Their dances were clumsy but all you could expect from savages.”

or

“This local native village was less ugly than the others, and clearly bred with a superior race of people and had more refined features.”

But you know, the level of superstition existing amongst a primitive, native peoples, must have been jarring for a distinguished scholarly man from a post-enlightenment Britain.

In fact, in one example, he describes how the natives all made their huts with only vertical and horizontal logs and bamboo. He sarcastically asks himself why the local structural geniuses never figured out to just put a few diagonal logs. As in, a completely right angled house easily sways to and fro, and many were ready to collapse; but by simply adding a few diagonal beams the whole house doesn’t have to be rebuilt every two years.

And then he goes on to realize that some huts fell down less, and the local natives (circa 1856) realized that if they added some crooked logs to their structure, it tended to be sturdier.

But they attributed that to a superstitious benevolent force from crooked logs, never once realizing it was because it added some diagonal cross distribution of the load by being crooked.

Wallace is shocked. And when they live like this, and think like this, compared to the literature and knowledge and lifestyle he came from back in industrial, colonizing, dominating England, can you blame him for thinking less of them?
I think the biggest takeaway from today’s security breach is that the top professionals in the United States government actually trust Signal’s encryption enough to use it.

Now don’t be a retard and invite the editor in chief of The Atlantic to your group chat about top secret military airstrikes, sure…

But honestly a stellar endorsement of Signal as the app to use… https://www.perplexity.ai/search/are-all-signal-chats-between-i-l.RaWnopQCeIWl6kjHskJg
Sam Altman has realized the best (or rather, most morally justified) use case of AI is for healthcare, specifically in using AI to cure cancer.