Cowards dies too many times before their death.
- Julius Caesar

Don't be afraid to give up the good and go for the great.

You can't put a limit on anything. The more you dream, the farther you get.

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In a relationship with 810, +251994, 994 and ethio telecom in general

Don’t judge me, its complicated

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Dear religious people,

If you just mind your own business, live a good and exemplary life and most of all don’t push your ideologies on others, I think that will be the perfect preach! 👌

Impress me with your character and I will join your team.

Simple as that!

True happiness is in flipping your pillow to the cold side

2 teeth = 1 tooth. 2 geese = 1 goose. therefore 2 sheep = 1 shoop

Reading must look bizarre to cats. You get a flat thing, you stare at the flat thing, and then get upset when the cat tries to entertain you by sitting on the flat thing.

A lot of people probably think that Google is “the internet”

It's hard finding a comfortable position when you go to bed, but when you have to get up, every position is comfortable.

I asked my wife what she will do when I won the lottery.

She said ''Divorce you and take half'' I said ''I won $10, here's $5 and there is the door."

An angry wife says to her husband " I should've married the devil he would've made a better husband than you!"

The husband responds "you would've been arrested because marriage between relatives is illegal in this country"

Patient: I shit every morning at 2:00 am

Doctor: Good! So what's the matter?

Patient: I woke up at 3:00 am

Interviewer: what’s your greatest str–

Me: strength? finishing people’s sentences

Interviewer: ok and what about w–

me: wild animals? absolutely terrifying

My girlfriend told me women are better at multitasking than men. So I told her to sit down and shut up. Guess what...

She couldn't do either!

If you lose your self-respect, you also lose the respect of others.
~ #Yiddish Proverb