This canβt be the same brain I was using to memorize cheat codes on San Andres.π€¦πΎββ
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Cigarettes companies kill their βbest customersβ whereas Condom companies kill their βfuture customersβ.
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π1
Tele: Dear Customer, your balance is insufficient for this service
Me: sigh
Tele:
Me:
Tele: Guess what demo
Me: eee
Tele: your balance is insufficient for this service
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Me: sigh
Tele:
Me:
Tele: Guess what demo
Me: eee
Tele: your balance is insufficient for this service
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*Me after lifting some weights*
α αα α€α΅ αα₯αΌ
α α΅α¨ααͺα: α«α α α
Me: α£ααα΅? π€
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α αα α€α΅ αα₯αΌ
α α΅α¨ααͺα: α«α α α
Me: α£ααα΅? π€
@deepthoughts2
Things that go through my mind when a girl texts me first
- its a guy
- its my friends catfishing me
- its a trap
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- its a guy
- its my friends catfishing me
- its a trap
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