Clapping is literally just slapping yourself because you like something
Don't walk as if you rule the world🌍...Walk as if you don't care who the hell rules the world.🌍
Friend: money aside, what would really make you happy right now?
Me: that money you put aside
Me: that money you put aside
"There are no great people in this world, only great challenges which ordinary people rise to meet."
It’s been reported that 70% of people in the world aren’t very smart. I’m glad I’m in the other 20%.
Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up.
― Robert Frost
― Robert Frost
Cleaning is kind of weird. Isn't it?
You're just moving dirt out of your house, to make space for the dirt you'll bring in tomorrow.
You're just moving dirt out of your house, to make space for the dirt you'll bring in tomorrow.
Getting offended by something on the internet is like stepping in dog shit instead of walking around it
Attending a school graduation is like being stuck watching the credits after a movie
Slapping one side of someone’s hand is a punishment. Slapping the other side is a reward.
The first letter in the word "closed" is open, and the first letter in the word "open" is closed.
I have told all my colleagues at work that I have a twin so that when I see them in public I don't have to talk to them😊
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