You trust the bank with all of your money and finances, but they don’t even trust you not to take their 5 birr pens.

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Eid-Mubarak my muslim subscribers.

*first date

Her: I love bad boys

Me: *trying to impress her* my mom doesn't know where I am

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Unconditional love is wonderful. Unconditional support is dangerous.

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The most depressing job in the world must be the person who adds audience laughter to sitcoms.

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The selfies you delete from your phone is the real you.

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They have George Bush
We have ከበ Bush

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Only habesha girls will hold a grudge against a male actor because of what he did in movie.

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Me with my therapist*

Me: Breathes*
Mytherapist: Ahaaaaa
Me: Hmmmmmmmm
Mytherapist: Ahhaaaaa, so see you next week.

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You know you're broke when you type *807# bye default to recharge your balance.

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*Standing on the verge of mountain
Person:hello
Echoes:hello,hello,hello
Person:wuuuuhuuuu
Echoes:wuuuhuuu,wuuuhuuu,wuuuuhuuuu
Person:I love you
Echoes:

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My girl is so hot : ሾርባ ስትበላ ሾርባው እሷ እስክትቀዘቅዝ ነው ሚጠብቀው.

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At one point in time, blinking during a photograph was a very expensive mistake.

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Pride kills and You are telling me to swallow my pride?

Do you want me to die?

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If your birthday is 9 months from your dad's birthday

Just know your mom used you as a birthday gift 😂

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Cigarette companies end up killing their best customers.

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Habesha guys don't chat they interview

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Thankfully, dogs don’t know we’re made of bones.

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It kinda sucks to think about all the trees we kill every day just to wipe our butts

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God is good

ልጅ እያለሁ ጀምሮ ሚኒስቴር ዴኤታ መሆን ነበር ምፈልገው

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