Those who go to sleep naked, what are u preparing for, spiritual sex?🧐

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NAH.

_ Rosa parks,1955

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my brain : ተፈላሰፍ እስኪ

me : ኧረ ይቅርብኝ

my brain : ችግር የለውም ሞክር

me : " ከኔ በላይ ታውቃለህ ማለት ካንተ በታች አውቃለሁ ማለት አይደለም "

My brain : wtf😂😂😂

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Government: stay indoors
People who haven't exercised since 1998:🏃‍♂🏃‍♀🚶‍♀🚶‍♂

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Her: Why do you keep cheating on me every time I give you another chance?

Me: I think the real question is why do you keep giving me another chance, everytime I cheat on you?

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Skeletons probably use toothpaste to clean their whole body and not just their teeth

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Them: የሰው ልጅ ህይወት ቅጠል አይደለም ክቡር ነው

Also them: COVID-19 የሰውን ልጅ ህይወት እየቀጠፈ ነው..

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እሺ if people at the gym are doing ብረት መስራት

Then what are Steelmakers doing? 🤨
ARE THEY JOKING TO YOU

@Issuess
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Anyone here who speaks Spanish fluently text me HERE

Just because the canvas has spaces doesn’t mean they need to be painted over

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Its 5 minutes for you
It’s a lifetime for her.

SAY NO TO RAPE

Movie characters always have a top school locker

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What do vegetarians call thier relatives 👀

የስጋ ዘመድ? or የአትክልት ዘመድ?

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How many police officers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They'll just beat the room for being black.

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You Guys remember መኮላተፍ yeah who removed if from these days kids.

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FYI all diets lead you back to the toilet

DEEPTHOUGHTS

Kids are sweet and adorable until you have to look after them

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Me: You're bad

ሰይጣን: No, You're bad

Me: No, You're bad

ሰይጣን: Omgash... stop it you making me blush

Me: Okay okay, we both bad baby

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Baby, you always get me so fucking wet... said my ዣንጥላ

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She was drug and I overdosed

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የ ሴት ልጅ ውበት በ ምን ይለካል?

በ make up አጠቃቀሟ

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