What starts with a letter P and ends with the letter E and has a million letters in it?
Me: Pmillioneπ
Actual answer: post office
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Me: Pmillioneπ
Actual answer: post office
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* some guy opinion*
"When women wear makeup they're basically lying to us"
Me: I don't see why I'm being blamed for a man stupid enough to think I have gold eyelids
@deepthoughts2
"When women wear makeup they're basically lying to us"
Me: I don't see why I'm being blamed for a man stupid enough to think I have gold eyelids
@deepthoughts2
i dont know who need to hear this but saying "α°α«αα΅" to a person in a group conversation isn't really a proper motivation.
@deepthoughts2
@deepthoughts2
Donβt you think the myth βααα°α½ α¨α₯α°α½" makes our women gain weight after giving birth?
@deepthoughts2
@deepthoughts2
People will think you're dumber for wearing a mask incorrectly than not wearing a mask at all.
@deepthoughts2
@deepthoughts2
Comas can really change the meaning of a sentence. For instance, "Ben is in a hurry."
"Ben is in a coma."
#wordplay
@deepthoughts2
"Ben is in a coma."
#wordplay
@deepthoughts2
Police: You are under arrest!
Me: Why?
Police: Because you transport 6 people at once on a single motorcycle.
Me: Did you say six?
Police: that is correct, six!
Me: Damn it, we have lost Marta.
@deepthoughts2
Me: Why?
Police: Because you transport 6 people at once on a single motorcycle.
Me: Did you say six?
Police: that is correct, six!
Me: Damn it, we have lost Marta.
@deepthoughts2
α¨Television αα₯α tho π they think we will pay them π EBC expects us to pay them haha π€£
α₯α αα ααα΅ α α.. ααα΅ EBC αα αα¨
@Issuess
@deepthoughts2
α₯α αα ααα΅ α α.. ααα΅ EBC αα αα¨
@Issuess
@deepthoughts2
Sis... your education,career and money will never wake up one day and decide to leave you.
@deepthoughts2
@deepthoughts2
my brain : α°ααα°α α₯α΅αͺ
me : α§α¨ αα αα₯α
my brain : α½αα α¨ααα ααα
me : " α¨α α αα α³αααα ααα΅ α«αα° α α³α½ α αααα ααα΅ α αα°αα "
My brain : wtfπππ
@deepthoughts2
me : α§α¨ αα αα₯α
my brain : α½αα α¨ααα ααα
me : " α¨α α αα α³αααα ααα΅ α«αα° α α³α½ α αααα ααα΅ α αα°αα "
My brain : wtfπππ
@deepthoughts2
Government: stay indoors
People who haven't exercised since 1998:πββπββπΆββπΆββ
@deepthoughts2
People who haven't exercised since 1998:πββπββπΆββπΆββ
@deepthoughts2
Her: Why do you keep cheating on me every time I give you another chance?
Me: I think the real question is why do you keep giving me another chance, everytime I cheat on you?
@deepthoughts2
Me: I think the real question is why do you keep giving me another chance, everytime I cheat on you?
@deepthoughts2
Them: α¨α°α αα
α
ααα΅ α
α α α αα°αα αα‘α αα
Also them: COVID-19 α¨α°αα αα α ααα΅ α₯α¨αα α αα..
@deepthoughts2
Also them: COVID-19 α¨α°αα αα α ααα΅ α₯α¨αα α αα..
@deepthoughts2
α₯αΊ if people at the gym are doing α₯α¨α΅ αα΅α«α΅
Then what are Steelmakers doing? π€¨
ARE THEY JOKING TO YOU
@Issuess
@deepthughts2
Then what are Steelmakers doing? π€¨
ARE THEY JOKING TO YOU
@Issuess
@deepthughts2
Its 5 minutes for you
Itβs a lifetime for her.
SAY NO TO RAPE
Itβs a lifetime for her.
SAY NO TO RAPE