*some channel hits 1000members

Admin: 1k ThAnK yOu So MuCh I lOvE u gUyS!

me:

Leaves the channel

No one:
African songs: ሚላቪ
ዮ ቦዲ ሚዋይና ቱናይት

@deepthoughts2

Dear Customer, your balance is insufficient for this service. Please recharge your account. ethio telecom

Mmm omg wow!!😃

Recharge my account??😃

Why didnt i think of that??🤔

@deepthoughts2

Make yourself a priority. At the end of the day, you’re your longest commitment

@deepthoughts2

I went to the shop the other day to buy six cans of Sprite.

It was only when I got home that I realised I had picked 7 Up.

#wordplay
@deepthoughts2

Girls always know their next boyfriend while they are in a relationship with you.

@deepthoughts2

The oldest known "Yo Mama" joke was found on a 3500 y.o. broken tablet in Iraq. And is missing the punchline.

@deepthoughts2

*watching a movie with my lil bro

Bro: Why is the man crying

Me: Cause he couldn't pay for his mom's hospital bills

Bro: Why cant he pay from the money he gets for making this movie?!

Me:

@deepthoughts2

I'm one those kids who እስክስታ መምታት in this music
እነክሽ እነካ እነክሽ እነካ
አፍንጫ ሲመታ አይን ያለቅሳል ለካ

@deepthoughts2

Job interviewer : "how did you hear about us?”

Me: Wait, ሚስጥር ነበር እንዴ?

@deepthoughts2

Zinabu meta
Tentebatebe
Yezinabu lij
....... Atebe

Those good times when the only big life decision we had to make was to say either kitun or egrun

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Dating feminist is very nice until she slaps you with ‘የሚቀጥለዉ እሁድ ቤታችሁ አሮጊት እልካለዉ ለቤተሰብህ አሳዉቅ’

@deepthoughts2

When you in a concert and the performer shouts now you sing it

ME: I didn't pay to hear my own damn voice now SING!!!

@deepthoughts2

*group of friends crush into an abandoned house*
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*horror movie begins*

@deepthoughts2

What starts with a letter P and ends with the letter E and has a million letters in it?

Me: Pmillione😐

Actual answer: post office

@deelthoughts2

* some guy opinion*
"When women wear makeup they're basically lying to us"
Me: I don't see why I'm being blamed for a man stupid enough to think I have gold eyelids

@deepthoughts2

i dont know who need to hear this but saying "ተጫወት" to a person in a group conversation isn't really a proper motivation.

@deepthoughts2

Don’t you think the myth “ወልደሽ ከብደሽ" makes our women gain weight after giving birth?

@deepthoughts2

People will think you're dumber for wearing a mask incorrectly than not wearing a mask at all.

@deepthoughts2