Don't confuse ego with self respect

Before going to bed a girl says:

“Goodnight Mum, Goodnight Dad, Goodnight grandad, bye grandma.”

The next day the grandma dies. The girl says again:

“Goodnight Mum, Goodnight Dad, Bye grandad.”

The next day the grandad dies. The next night, the girl says:

“Goodnight Mum, bye Dad.”

When the dad gets home from work he says “Honey I have had the most insane day!”

The Mother says: “Me too! The postman died on the front yard!”
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Kung Fu student asks his teacher

"Master, why does my ability not improve? I'm always defeated.

And the master, pensive and forever patient, answers: "My dear pupil, have you seen the gulls flying by the setting sun, and their wings seeming like flames?"

"Yes, my master, I have."

"And a waterfall, spilling mightly over the stones without taking anything out of its proper place?"

"Yes, my master, I have witnessed it."

"And the moon... when it touches the calm water to reflect all its enormous beauty?"

"Yes, my master, I have also seen this marvelous phenomenon."

"That is the problem. You keep watching all this shit instead of training."

Who ever said suicide is not good , have they tried it before ??

No matter how a good cook you are or a culinary school you attended, you will never be a perfect cook like your mom

No matter how strong you are or which gym you go to, you will never be as strong as your dad

Having a dirty mind makes ordinary conversations much more interesting😄

If you lose your self-respect, you also lose the respect of others.
~ #Yiddish Proverb

The more you ask how much longer it will take, the longer the journey will seem.

Telling people they’ve made your day will often result in you making their day.

It costs money to have fun, and it costs fun to have money.

“If you’re not willing to be a fool,then you can’t be a master.”– Jordan Peterson

I know you love me but
i need that you repeat it

Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up.
― Robert Frost