A jealous woman does better research than FBI.

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Long distance relationship is so sweet. You just say " I wish you were here" then you go and cheat in peace

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My hand is consuming more alcohol than my mouth ever did...👏

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No matter how good looking you are ,
You will always be your momma's dishwasher

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Celebrities need us more than we need them.

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Your penis so small.

That when you put it in a girl her immune system tries to fight it.

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Dear old people እባካችሁን stop saying “ስልክ መጎርጎር”

Don't make it weird, don't make it sound like we're doing something nasty to our phones.

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ፕሪች😂😂

The atheist who says " why worship God that I can not see, is now hiding in their home, from a virus they can not see.

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The motto on the very first official United States coin was “Mind Your Business.”

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Me [Reading about ቴድሮስ in a cafe]

Waiter: ሚጠጣ ምን ይቅረብ?

Me: Bring me a ሽጉጥ .. ጥይት ነው ምጠጣው

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*500 people get infected*
Trump: Pfft it's just like ጉንፋን, we have it under control

*2000 people get infected*
Trump: Okay we don't have it under control but የchina ጥፋት ነው

*1000 people die*
Trump: I blame Obama & WHO! የነ D.r tewodros ሴራ ነው

*20,000 people die*
Trump: የለማ መገርሳ እና የአብይ ጥፋት ይሆን?
😐
👉👈

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I have seen people being rude by being over polite.

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There were so many things I didn’t like about her, and that isn’t how it should be. #bookquotes

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Most of you don't know what ዴኤታ means, do you?

yeah, me neither

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Do you know what the Chinese call Tom & Jerry?

"Lunch & Breakfast"

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