Friend: money aside, what would really make you happy right now?
Me: that money you put aside
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Me: that money you put aside
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You will never be sure about which day you were born. You just have to trust everyone.
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This generation be like
"แแ แญแญแตแตแ แฅแแแณแ แ B612 แแ แแญแต แ candy?"
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"แแ แญแญแตแตแ แฅแแแณแ แ B612 แแ แแญแต แ candy?"
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Long distance relationship is so sweet. You just say " I wish you were here" then you go and cheat in peace
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Your penis so small.
That when you put it in a girl her immune system tries to fight it.
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That when you put it in a girl her immune system tries to fight it.
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Dear old people แฅแฃแซแฝแแ stop saying โแตแแญ แแแญแแญโ
Don't make it weird, don't make it sound like we're doing something nasty to our phones.
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Don't make it weird, don't make it sound like we're doing something nasty to our phones.
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The atheist who says " why worship God that I can not see, is now hiding in their home, from a virus they can not see.
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Me [Reading about แดแตแฎแต in a cafe]
Waiter: แแ แฃ แแ แญแ แจแฅ?
Me: Bring me a แฝแแฅ .. แฅแญแต แแ แแ แฃแ
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Waiter: แแ แฃ แแ แญแ แจแฅ?
Me: Bring me a แฝแแฅ .. แฅแญแต แแ แแ แฃแ
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