If you don’t heal what hurts you, you will bleed on people who didn’t cut you

Having a dirty mind makes ordinary conversations much more interesting😄

Attending a school graduation is like being stuck watching the credits after a movie

Confidence is not "They will like me". Confidence is "I'll be fine if they don't".

No one is you and that's your power

A lot of people probably think that Google is “the internet”

A successful dating app is constantly losing customers.

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Statistically, 100% of Coronavirus patients will die.

Eventually.

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Watch this out the epidemic concern vine. And its hilarious😂

Good sense of humor
Dirty mind
and beautiful heart

A deadly combination

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Watering a lake makes it grow.

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Being alive costs too much money.

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I was having dinner with my boss and his wife

She asked, "how many potatoes would you like?"

I said, "I'll just have one please".

She said, "it's OK, you don't have to be polite."

"Alright, I'll just have one then, you stupid whore".

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You’re not rich enough to call me a gold digger.

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What she said: The virus is ruining ma whole life.

What I heard: The virus is ruining ma hoe life.

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Call me jossy cause i'm always in the house

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"They're coming for you." And "nobody's coming for you." can both be very menacing threats.

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Me: You're bad

ሰይጣን: No, You're bad

Me: No, You're bad

ሰይጣን: Omgash... stop it you making me blush

Me: Okay okay, we both bad baby

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There isnt shortage of money and resources in this world
There is a surplus of greed and selfishness

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