I was doing a pretend job interview with my 6 year old daughter and I asked her, βwhere do you see yourself in 5 years?β
She said: βin a mirrorβ
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She said: βin a mirrorβ
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People think that βqueueβ is just βqβ followed by 4 silent letters
But those letters arenβt silent.
Theyβre just waiting their turn.
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But those letters arenβt silent.
Theyβre just waiting their turn.
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Whats the difference between an amateur thief and a professional thief?
An amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!"
A professional thief says, "Sign here please."
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An amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!"
A professional thief says, "Sign here please."
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Forwarded from Deep Thoughts (Born Fighterπ―)
2 reasons I don't give money to homeless people:
1. They would spend it on alcohol.
2. I want to spend it on alcohol.
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1. They would spend it on alcohol.
2. I want to spend it on alcohol.
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Forwarded from Deep Thoughts (Born Fighterπ―)
Never trust a fat doctor and a skinny chef
Forwarded from Deep Thoughts (Born Fighterπ―)
We are not made to be free
Forwarded from Deep Thoughts (Born Fighterπ―)
Not to know is bad. Not wanting to know is worse.